glitch

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i am going to www.glitch.us for a good time and to forget all the problems in the world

by masterK December 7, 2004

all that glitters is gold

A line from Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven", and since no one really knows what that song means, no one really knows what "all that glitters is gold" means either.

by star8706 September 27, 2003

glitter fart

This is when a stripper has gas

He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face

by jakeless November 11, 2010

Gittare Speilen

To play guitar in German. Also german slang for masturbating

German: Ich speile Gittare jeden tag
English: I play guitar every day.
--Or--
I masturbate every day.

by Tim Verner June 28, 2005

glitched

to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.

dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)

by camfletch November 5, 2010

glitterbaby

A woman who thinks she sparkles even though she is covered in kitty litter.

An english woman into watersports.

Oh honey, make me your glitterbaby, piss all over me and make me sparkle.

by Royal March 14, 2004

glitterbiscuit

1). A female who has been known to either directly or indirectly (via transfer) apply glitter to her biscuit. Most commonly spotted in club environments, however may be seen in general public. Commonly abbreviated as simply "GB" 2). An attractive woman you wish to bone however have no intention of engaging in follow-up activities nor further communication with.

"Wow, I want to bone that glitterbiscuit" "Look at that GB"

by *rider October 25, 2008