floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Float a stink egg

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

floathe

The most extreme level of hatred for someone or something; shortened form of "fucking loathe"

I floathe Justin Bieber

by Mystic Liver November 30, 2013

floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014