Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.

Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.

by Katielady317 June 21, 2021

Kevin Fuentes

A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.

This person is so Kevin Fuentes.

by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021

ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

Bella Fuenta

Bella Fuenta, also known as Marghe, is an Italian spicy and shy girl,living mentally in a different universe and loving every human on the planet hearth.
"bella fuenta" means beautiful girl in the dialect of Genoa, and she uses this nick name because her grandad calls her like that... Lovely isn't it?

OU BELLA FUENTA COME VA????? BELIN

by Bella Fuenta November 22, 2021

Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.

There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey

by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021

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by RFT December 6, 2021

Fruity Funnel

Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.

That's vape has an awesome flavour, have you tried it fruity funnel style?

by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022