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Browser Fucked 

When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???

Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.

Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?

Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.

Person 1:(begins throwing up)
Browser Fucked by JBBJ August 6, 2007
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Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.
"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

Money Fucked 

When you make an investment and it doesn't turn out so you have less money than you did before. (screwed over with money)
CS Player 1 "I bought an AWP in last round and died, now I don't have enough money to buy a gun this round."
CS Player 2 "You got money fucked"
Money Fucked by caffeineTX May 7, 2011

Auto-fucked 

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.
Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.
Auto-fucked by uneazy-e January 5, 2011

Lost Fucked

When you go to watch ABC's Lost on a Wednesday night, expecting a new and exciting episode only to find that it's a re-run or stupid recap episode.
Gary: "Hey Andy did you catch Lost last night? I had to stay late at the office."

Andy: "Ya I totally got Lost Fucked, you didn't miss anything"

Gary: "Those bastards..."
Lost Fucked by Garymcgaydy April 23, 2009

Scull Fucked 

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.
Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

I fucked up 

When you shit your pants while your sleeping
I fucked up by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018