fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.

"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"

by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

Titty Fart

The noise that can be, but isn't guaranteed to be generated by the penis and breasts during rough pelvic thrusts by the male and tightly squeezed breasts usually helped by sweat, lube, or spit. Usually no foul smell results from this.

I was titty fucking my girl and we were really going at it and then she titty farted on my dick.

My wife can titty fart on command.

by traynwreck April 6, 2012

Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

by NYC March 13, 2006

Girl Fart

A phenomenon, comparable to tsunamis, empty highways, and meaningful shows on MTV. Specifically, a toot.

Guy1: Hey...Did Cindy just rip one?
Guy2: Good call man, total girl fart.

by Seanathon09 December 23, 2008

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006