Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.

The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.

Fake Warrior by Wharfg October 16, 2013

Fake WiFi Syndrome 

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

Fake WiFi Syndrome by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

fake channel 

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

fake channel by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

fake buddhist 

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

fake buddhist by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

Facesurf 

to recreationally swipe through online dating profiles

She facesurfs on Tinder when she's bored but doesn't respond to any of her messages

Facesurf by CThumbelina July 30, 2016

Fake 

When a male or female pretends to be a friend but then talks behind your back

(Enter name) is so fake she told Lindsey what I said about her even though she promised

Fake by Help.im.lost May 30, 2016

Fake 

Fake is not being original or not being yourself

Pink/Sydney is as fake as barbies ass.
Pixie star has a fake heart </3.

Fake by Llama(:}) October 18, 2016