Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

Ethan

A complete idiot, is hugely gross, always thinks girls like him but they all just don’t, every girl that seems him runs away!!!

Oh my gosh!!! Can you feel that? It’s an earthquake, nvm it’s just Ethan

by Max213 December 17, 2018

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019

Ethan

A complete form of the person that is Ethan

If that makes sense

I am feeling like an Ethan today

by Etan Buns January 16, 2019

Ethan

He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.

Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.

"Thank you ethan"

by Up10zack January 25, 2019