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Peter

Easily one of the greatest human beings alive. Very talented, stunning, I swear he has a 6 pack or something. Homeboy is not gassed up at all, but he has the right to be, because he's incredible. If you don't know Peter, I feel really sorry for you. Smart dude, talented musician, just all around fantastic guy.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Peter?
Person 2: OBVIOUSLY. Who hasn't? Those who haven't are missing out!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018