emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014
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Emotional Fuckdoll

A person who is used by others to alleviate their loneliness and to express their troubles and sorrows, but whose own feelings are ignored.
People always talk about their feelings but never ask about mine. They use me like an emotional fuckdoll.
by Abnormal Monkey February 07, 2024
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Emotional nude

When someone sends you a deep and heartfelt message, allowing you to see their true feelings
“Damn bro how’s it going with that girl?”

“Pretty good, she sent me an emotional nude last night”
by yungeth lenworthiness March 03, 2018
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emotional support show

An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.
Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.
by Solidus84 September 27, 2022
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emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.
Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".
by Emotional Cruiser May 26, 2024
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Emotional Nutrients

Recharging your mental state of being with someone you love or care about. You don’t even have to talk to them, just be with to feel it. Love, support, laughter, trust, and security.
Girl 1: I was with Craig last night and we cuddled.

Girl 2: So you received emotional nutrients.
by nanbinch January 21, 2018
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