doorchapper

This slang word is used to describe a male who is known for screwing on other peoples girlfreinds/manishee's, etc, Especially when the girls boyfreind/husband cannot do anything about it. If imprisoned for instance, or on active duty in the army. And most often than not will have moved on to the next poor guys girlfreind within a few months and the fun wears off as the thrill of the misadventure dwindles.

steven is a dirty doorchapping slug who fucked scotts' girlfreind.

Steven managed to get himself an ballsack emptying shag at louise because he is a doorchapper.

by vickmaker April 12, 2007

Doontang

Whereas males use the phrase "poontang" add a D for Dick and you have doontang. So the ladies can be just as crude when checking out guys!

"check that hot doontang over there Soph!"
"eesh he's hot!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Doorfull

A nice old Irish way of saying someone is, well, huge.

A very large woman walked into the pub. Eamon turned to Ben and Sean and exclained, "Aye! She's a doorfull!"

by JerseyRob October 7, 2009

djort

pronounced "dort", the "j" is silent.
A sound that is somewhere between a snort and a hiccup.

My husband just djorted!

by gertenoid August 31, 2012

door dosser

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around

John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.

by BritishLas January 6, 2014

DoorFucking

When someone uses a Sticky Dildo and places it on the edge of the door in between the knobs and puts their legs over the knobs with the dildo inside of them and start fucking it violently making the door swing back and forth.

guy 1: "Dude, it was the hottest thing ever last night, my gf let me watch her while she was doorfucking."
guy 2:"You lucky bastard my gf never does that shit for me."

by Stephano6524 July 14, 2015

doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 7, 2017