Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

Doing a Taz

When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book

"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz

by Mr mysterious November 3, 2017

Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them

How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.

by randomstranger2 November 7, 2019

Shnizzle Do

the crevice of your wang (pee hole)

i heard that gook adam's shnizzle do got all fucked up after he got soap in it!

by dickbagadamsmith69 March 22, 2009

Doing an Aaron

Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.

Where’s old matey gone? Oh god! He’s doing an Aaron!

by Dg2155 February 20, 2021

Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.

Roger is doing a marcus

by RSLooney October 13, 2017