Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

daddy dinger

the act of transcending from a young man to an wise old sage, by hooking up with a partner 12 years or more younger. From that moment on, he will exclusively wear cargo pants, tommy Bahama shirts and spend his money on an entry level Porsche.

Rich hits one daddy dinger and now he won’t stop quoting caddyshack and wears a cheap gold chain.

by Mambarule July 12, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Big Dinner Slag

Big Dinner Slag is an insult used to throw people off whilst arguing with them because what even is it? Also it’s funny as fuck.

Wow is that Danielle?
Yeah she’s a right big dinner slag.

by irbandictfan123 February 27, 2020

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021

Kraft Dinner Emotions

When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).

Credit: Elle Vee

He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.

She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.

by Dr. Fishy Nooo February 8, 2021