Seance-Cry Sesh

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.

She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.

by Banana Blues April 15, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

mama cry

Pussy bitch who cries to their mom

Peter your a mama cry

by xfaneto August 7, 2019

Pokémon Cry

A signature sound that a Pokémon makes, when

-the Pokémon appears in battle
-you send the Pokémon out to battle
-the Pokémon faints
-you look up the Pokédex entry of the Pokémon
-you feed the Pokémon
-when you interact with Pokémon

In the first games, some cries of Pokémon matched and sounded exactly the same, but this issue has already been fixed.

Example:

*A wild Unown appeared!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry)
*Go, Cyndaquil!
(Cyndaquil's Pokémon Cry)
*Cyndaquil used Flamethrower!
*Unown fainted!
(Unown's Pokémon Cry slowed down)

by UnownFan0 May 11, 2018

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018

Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018

cry baby

Some who cries like a baby during an argument.

Samuel Jackson* was a cry baby after not getting a role in the new Star Wars Movie.

by Leadedcoolkid January 12, 2020