cool asian

Cool asian for example is a asian kid that EVERYONE at school knows. You may not know he/she but you have either seen or heard of them.

Person 1:See that kid over there?
Person 2:Yeah
Person 1:Hes a cool asian

by E to the ugene May 27, 2005

Too cool for facebook

Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.

Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010

because we're cool like that

A term used to describe why you did something with your tight-ass bud, or to explaing why you are always together, or to explain why you are always with that person.

Mayn, why you always be trippin wit your boo?

Because we're cool like that.

by Joel Gonzales January 15, 2005

cool story ho

A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.

Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!

Joey: Cool story ho.

by Dejayelkay May 20, 2011

cool beanz

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

by Casey534 September 26, 2005

Cool Kid

When a someone under 18 is as cool as a cucumber and wears snazzy sunglasses

Person A: Omg who is THAT?
Person B: Omg it's the Cool Kid
Person A: Love those sunglasses

by Drawer gang November 7, 2018

Young, Cool and Tanned

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

by Babel March 23, 2009