Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.

Man, kids do not have quality control!

by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022

CJ Controls

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.

I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.

by LimePasta August 16, 2016

Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police

1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)

by That random brit July 5, 2023

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

Sugar-Controller

A controller who is assigned to audit a special person, under commission.

Healthcare companies implanted auditors named internally as "sugar-controllers" to limit medical expenditures ordered by determined physicians.

by Dr.Demings June 8, 2022

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022