Fried Cleaterman

To "fry someones cleaterman" is to karate chop (open handed) somebody in the back of the neck precisely on the brachial nerve. Side effects of a fried cleaterman include but are not limited to: Severe headaches, neck pain, tingling sensation of head and neck, and in rare cases temporary loss of consciousness.

Christian:Hey will you pick that shit up off the ground?
Darby: Yeah man
*Bends over*
*Fried Cleaterman/ Cleaterman Fry*
Darby: OWWWW you dick my forehead is numb!

by bonerjamsDARBY December 13, 2010

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.

Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!

by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019

Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.

My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart

by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020

Nazi Certainty

An absolute certainty of one's own righteousnous, even in the face of facts that show that it is horribly wrong.

Young Liberals during the Trump era have a Nazi Certainty about them. They're sure that their violence and anti-establishment behavior is getting them a brighter tomorrow. But like Hitler's Nazis, these stupid little people are only tools for destructive leaders who will dispense of them the minute they aren't useful anymore.

by geekmalone March 17, 2020