2 definitions by SaulGoodman

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 2, 2015

A term started by AMC's popular drama Breaking Bad, meaning a lighter, less dark, way to describe someone's death.

Guy 1 "Have you given any thought to... .sending him on a trip to Belize?"
Guy 2 "Belize?"
Guy 3 "You know that place where (insert dead guy) went."

by SaulGoodman September 18, 2013