can't we just be friends 

The kiss of death when a woman let's you know she has absolutely no romantic interest in you, that it's never going to happen with you.

I thought we had something together. But then she gave me the kiss of death! She said, can't we just be friends.

can't we just be friends by Manurehappens September 30, 2017

Can it 

It means to shut up, be quiet.

*Rachel Berry speaking*

Santana: Can it troll.

Can it by Gabegusquiza June 10, 2020

can i go pee 

i really need to pee right now

please let me pee, can i go pee yet

can i go pee by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Can’t Front 

Facts or True. You agree with something

These cookies are good can’t front

Can’t Front by itchybelly45 December 20, 2020

Can I go to the bathroom? 

This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.

Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card

Can I go to the bathroom?

*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*

Can I go to the bathroom? by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021

Can you leave my fucken car.

A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"

Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"

Can you leave my fucken car. by anonymous November 24, 2021

Can’t 

Some can’t punched me on the face dk fucking why??

You’re such a can’t you roostpoo!

Can’t by Andpoo Dicenary May 26, 2023