Calcium tarantula

L RIZZ

CALCIUM TARANTULA IS L RIZZ

by COOL MAAAAAAAAN December 1, 2022

Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 8, 2023

Cali-nization

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)

Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)

All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.

by el_guey_mermelade February 4, 2023

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Pulling a Cali

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.

Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali

by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011

Tru Calling

A show that ran on the fox network for about a year and a half before being cancelled: means something that is very quickly dropped.

Isabelle's grades went down faster than Fox pulled "Tru Calling."

by Nina Hikari June 12, 2005

Callie

Literally fucking definition of a simp

Follow @llama_editz on Instagram for a cookie oh yeah and Callie is a simp

by @llama_editz April 24, 2020