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Computer

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"
by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019
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A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
by B-rad62 February 16, 2022
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Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com
look at www.computerkillers.com
by Jimbo August 5, 2004
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B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.
-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...
by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022
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Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?
Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator
let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator
by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023
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