boarded

A pirate fashioned slamming.

Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL

by Ъ¡§¥ March 4, 2009

covert board shop

the skate shop that sells decks for cheap and have cool shop decks made of plan b wood.

i buy all my skating gear including boards and components from covert board shop since it is across the street from the skatepark

by skaterjack October 6, 2006

BoardBitch

A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.

Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.

by TityEaterWithBallsInTheFace800 May 3, 2009

Pelican Board

A collection of all the most important pelicans

If your a double hard pelican or you can body-pop (and your a pelican) then you should definitely be on the pelican board

by Chinny September 3, 2003

Chairman of the Board

The chairman of the Board is the last guy of a 10+ person gangbang. After all guys have came on her face he then steps up cums on her and then from above gives her a hot slurpee.

Out of everone there John showed everyone why the is the chairman of the board.

Sally took one hell of a load from the chairman of the board

by Youknow...sickfuck July 22, 2011

finger board

A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.

Finger boards blow cock.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 3, 2011