The bible

1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.

2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.

I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.

By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.

Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.

by 60x6 March 12, 2019

bobblehead

A black person (mostly female) who gives you so much attitude while rocking their head, that it makes them look like a bobblehead.

"Look at that bobblehead yelling at that guy for eating her chicken."

by GLGreen Lantern July 24, 2007

Biblewit

Biblewit

A person whose wisdom is based on irrationally following one or more 'holy' books, and derivative concepts such as creationism.
Someone having a negative IQ

'The god botherers were around again earlier, like total biblewits'

by white squirrel October 8, 2011

Bible Banger

A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.

Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?

Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.

Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.

Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?

by I. Wagner November 10, 2008

bobble-head

someone whose head is too big for their body, and their neck is too small so that it wobbles and bobbles til it falls off!

"You're such a bobble-head"
"Piss off, Im Amy Whinehoose!"

by Mullaaaay February 11, 2008

Bible Study

Bible Study is when kids called Mildred, Kathy, Bennet, Marcanthony, and December go to an abandoned building and sniff cocaine as well as do other crazy ass white people drugs.

"Hey Mildred you coming to Bible Study this Friday?"
"Wouldn't miss it Marcanthony. I am so ready to praise the lord and do a line of cocaine!"

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005