balios extremous

The Cuban guy in your fourth block calss who's testicals show through his wranglers.... and boy are they HUGE.

Hey man we need a another player for kickball. ....Should we ask BALIOS EXTREMOUS....nah h'ell just be in the way..

by heavy-d March 9, 2003

Cincinnati Balboa

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!

Example #2

Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008

ballon

a ballon is a balloon
(as seen in the description of apex

Jesibelle: "Have you seen my new ballon?"
Orwell: "That is totally apex!"

by Sharkdog September 5, 2003

hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.

I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.

by asabrown13 December 18, 2008

Baldo

Verb: when sharing a water bottle with someone who puts the entire head into there mouth and when it's removed spit and drewl comes out with it.

Omg it was so disgusting I'm never sharing a drink with him again he completely baldoed all over it.

by Dsherdog June 16, 2015

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005

Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.

Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013