tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
by El Conquistador February 20, 2020
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Buttered Bitch

A person who is scared or a "punk"
by kittybabie April 15, 2011
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Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.
I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.
by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020
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Minge Butter

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.

Can also resemble custard.
Bruhhh, did you see how much minge butter she whipped up during that last hike?
by CuntLord26 February 03, 2023
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Butter chunk

1. A butter chunk is someone who melts under pressure and goes along with what the other person wants. More so when it is a person of authority.

2. A Butter Chunk is someone who doesn't stand up to bullying behaviour.
Boss: I want you to stay overtime tonight with no pay.

Billy: Yes of course Boss, I'll do anything for the company.
Billy's Girl friend: What! You're working overtime again tonight! You'll such a butter chunk.

Frank is such a pushover he's always getting butter chunked by every bully in the neighbourhood.

Frank was such a butter chunk last night, he never breaks the rules, no matter how stupid they are.
by Zexos May 31, 2021
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Butter Challenge

When you get a stick of refrigerated butter, shove it up your anus, and wait until it melts all the way. If any solid butter falls out, you must eat it.
Fuck dude my PiKapp PM made us do the fucking butter challenge last night. I can still feel the grease in my colon.
by Shmelvdog March 31, 2022
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ill butter

The act of becoming infected with an STD, then pumping out a surprise to the next lucky hook-up.
Don't mess with Ben, he made the rounds downtown and got a case of ill butter from a streetwalker.
by Devbrook June 29, 2019
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