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My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!
Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!
by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009
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Awkward turtle

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...
by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010
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awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)
awkward peacock, as appears above.
by dmq88 January 16, 2010
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awkward

in your 5-31-05 daily word "emergency dance party" you spelled the definition wrong! Awkward is correct...you spelled it akward
An awkward moment occurs when you spell something wrong in a dictionary!
by Helene Patterson June 7, 2005
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Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011
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awkward bull

Performed by making the "I love you" sign in sign language, only resting the thumb on the middle and ring finger.
To indicate an awkward moment, the person does the above motion, only wiggling the off and on the middle and ring fingers, and then suddenly stretches the thumb out toward the area where the awkward moment has just occurred.
If the awkward moment was caused by a greatly disliked the person, the person will instead recoil their fingers quickly, making a garbled disgusted noise.
"The awkward bull, since it is not as well-known, better orchestrates an awkward moment than the awkward turtle."
by Lilith Smith January 16, 2009
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Awkward

GUY: Whose that Girl??
GUY 2: That's Awkward, aka Rachel.
GUY: Ohhh.
by blabloo March 1, 2011
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