You Wish

A nonchalant way to insult someone to the point of leaving them speechless.

Person #1:"I look so sexy"

Persn #2:"Bitch,you wish..."

by YouWishyouWazMe January 24, 2010

you think?

when someone states the obvious, and you put just alittle bit of sarcasm in your response that he/she is correct

statement:Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.

repy: you think?

by alantakun January 30, 2010

screw you

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

by Sarah Ca December 25, 2007

It's Not Me, It's You

The true meaning behind the popular term, it's not you, it's me.

I told her, it's not me, it's you, because that was the truth.

by Nathan Prenovost June 11, 2006

you beauty

exclamation of accomplishment or satisfaction

When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

thats on you

It's up to you. Or it's your fault
Or like it's your problem

Friend: i fucked her last night!?!💀
Me: Dammmmnn!! My nigga that's you problem thats on you

by Kk💞 May 29, 2016