Alpha raccoon

Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.

Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i

Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon

by Tay and sav January 5, 2020

Alphabean

Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.

How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

alphablocks

alphablocks is a kids show about the alphabet. it began in the early 2010´s on cbbee´s, a kids channel. it is rated tv-y. it ended in the early 2010´s. the next one was called numberblocks. numberblocks started in 2017.

did you watch alphablocks? i did!

by ooffoo12345 January 1, 2021

alpha female

a real lady who thinks like a man

Interesting personality. Wife material that can lookout for herself. Likeable which is why she an alpha female. That's what he sees in her.

by suck_my_d33 June 14, 2021

Alpha Gamer

An alpha gamer is a gamer who spends all their time gaming, and lacks the respect of all. Only few like Mephiles are true alpha gamers.

Guy 1: dude who’s that loser over there?
Guy 2: oh that’s what we call an “Alpha Gamer”

by AlphaGamerUrMom December 9, 2021

de-alphabatised

A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.

"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.

by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007

alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

by matt October 16, 2004