Air assault

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face

I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy

by Tru Patriot May 11, 2015

Waste of air

Waste of air is someone who nobody like and is considered to be of no value to society

Gaby is a waste of air

by user1969420 October 31, 2019

Air France

Letting out a rancid blast of ass wind upon someone who is stationary, I.e. In their office, in their car, at their computer, then moving on. Different from a crop dusting because the gas is not delivered while in motion.

Charlie walks into Sean's office
Sean: Hi Charlie, what can I do for you?
Charlie:... Air France!
Sean: What? What's that OH GOD DAMN IT SWEET JESUS
Charlie gallant strolls off

by The Fugazi Ghost April 13, 2016

Air riding

When a person or (people) are cruising in a vehicle with no particular destination or place to be .

Air Riding - We were planing to go to the store , instead we started Airriding around the city.

by 98.MARLEEY July 17, 2018

buttery air

aka. buttered popcorn, popcorn

why hello, would you like to indulge in popping a delicious bag of buttery air?

by Becky Hicks November 10, 2007

Air Bet

(Noun)

A gamble in which either person does not have the money on them to pay the bet.

Bob: I'll bet you $20 on this roll (of dice).
Joe: You don't have any money left.
Bob: I'll pay you tomorrow.
Joe: Na, I don't do air bets.

by Masta Bee November 21, 2015

Ass Air

Airline, originating from Amsterdam, Holland. The planes tend to smell like someone's bum.

I went to Greece and I flew with Ass Air, but I'm never doing that shit again...

by Jan-Peter Balkenende August 1, 2005