No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Sweaty butt plug

Sweaty butt plug is someone who chats more shit than boris Johnson

That sweaty butt plug sounds just like boris johnson

by Anna 2022 July 14, 2022

butt walnut

a walnut from your butt

bob: my dih yearns for randy's butt walnut

by feelingmontagreat August 7, 2025

ass-butt

Double the ass, twice the butt! The ultimate form of insult to ever grace planet Earth.

Karen: "OMG look at him! flirting with her when he has a girl already!
Shannon: "ikr! He is such an ass-butt"

by TheEducator_ March 30, 2019

meanie butt

someone who closes their camera on their girlfriend

Nolan is such a meanie butt! He closed his camera on me!

by caseydaisy July 14, 2022

Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex

He just pulled off a Shane Butts!

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

Boba Butt

A big, fine perfect round ass. It is not huge and gross, just bigger and better than average size. These masterpieces are usually declared by Gen Z specifically for their love of Boba drinks.

Damn! I just drank my favorite Starbucks drink and saw a fire boba butt. So spherical.

by Zariolicious December 19, 2023