bare emosh

the reply to a friend saying something emotional.

OR

sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.

bare = really, extremely

emosh = emotional

-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'

-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'

-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'

by raycrazy111 May 25, 2012

ear emoji

small ear piercing, used to show what mood the wearer is in

"whats up with that dude having 4 studs in one ear"
"they're just his ear emoji, relax"

by slutslayer5000 September 15, 2013

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Central Emojiment

When you surround a word or phrase with emojis at the beginning and end that reflect centrally.

Guy: I like his Central Emojiment. It looks cool in his name.
Dude: You mean 🙌🙏King🙏🙌?

Girl: What should my Central Emojiment be for my Snapchat name?
Girly: ✌💜duh_hana💜✌

by Duh_me July 18, 2016

Prematurely Emojulate

The act of accidentally adding emoji's mid-sentence in a text.

"Hey sexy, ho😉w you doin?"
"Did you just prematurely emojulate?"

by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Flex emoji

Using the 'flex emoji' as the word strong.
Bonus: The danish word for spicy is also the word for strong the emoji can therefore describe the spiciness of food!

The current is very (flex emoji), watch out!
I would like a (flex emoji) bowl of curry.
What a (flex emoji) cup of coffee!

by Dankmark February 20, 2017