pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.

i love my pooka toot!

by dtb4life August 19, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

Yellow Tootsie Roll

An Asian man's penis

Lin Da's 3 inch yellow tootsie roll couldn't please his wife.

by K0n Artist July 3, 2022

Lookint took

The definition of my friends weird sister,wynter.

I hate lookint tooks like wynter.

by Cheesy mango July 10, 2022

goofy toofy

when you're really silly and goofy

"maggie is such a goofy toofy beta"

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

Sweet Tooth

The candy clown villain from Moshi Monsters. Always seen drooling, and hates savory snacks and being asked their gender.

I asked Sweet Tooth for their pronouns the other day. I'm still recovering from the bruising.

by QueenieAUbaek September 3, 2022