Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoomer

A person who is typically a part of GenZ and participates in activities that aren't well received in a public space. Being easily triggered and influenced are two attributes of theirs. While not exclusive to them they also tend to be unmotivated, undriven, and lazy.

"He's dancing in front of a hospital bed? What a fucking Zoomer. Recording a Ticktock in the damn hospital show some decency."

by FatherOfNonePersonOfOne February 18, 2023

Zoomeoisie

Bourgeoisie people who spend time in Zoom (and other online meetings) without being impacted by the pandemic and lockdown restrictions

When they heard a manual worker in a factory lost their job due to the pandemic, the Zoomeoisie said in the tone of a Mary Antoinette, "Let'em work online".

by carnivas March 10, 2023

Zoomers

Surfing slang for nude breasts (because your eyes can't help but zoom in on them)

Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)

"The surfers were distracted by the zoomers on the beach"

"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."

by Hollatchaboiy March 19, 2023

zoomerennial acronymicons

zoomerennial acronymicons (noun): A term used to describe the linguistic trend of combining acronyms and emojis commonly used by the millennial and zoomer generation. The term signifies the confusion experienced by the GenX and Boomer generations who are accustomed to using whole words. The term is a combination of the words zoomer, millennial, acronyms, and icons.

I'm from GenX and I don't understand your zoomerennial acronymicons that are supposed to replace actual words, please use your words.

by psykoz March 19, 2023

Zoomaniac

Zoologist who insanely holds on to Zoontic Origins of Covid-19 despite majority of scientific community and general public seeing such is deception devoid of evidence. After Darwin's book Zoomania..both from Oxford.

The Zoomaniacs are pretending again to have evidence of zoonotic origins of covid due to a human, racoon dog soup of surface swabs testing positive.

by exDoctorMel March 21, 2023