Definitions by carnivas

Zoomeoisie 

Bourgeoisie people who spend time in Zoom (and other online meetings) without being impacted by the pandemic and lockdown restrictions

When they heard a manual worker in a factory lost their job due to the pandemic, the Zoomeoisie said in the tone of a Mary Antoinette, "Let'em work online".

Zoomeoisie by carnivas March 10, 2023

Quaranshopping 

Shopping done to get ready for a quarantine exercise.

People indulged in mass quaranshopping after the PM announced a nationwide lockdown to contain coronavirus spread.

Quaranshopping by carnivas March 25, 2020