Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

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Vaginally Overpowered

A pc version of pussy whipped.

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

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A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

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