6 definitions by Hman

The Lainakea Supercluster is the supercluster we live in. It’s name means “spacious heaven”.
The Lainakea Supercluster was defined in September 2014 at an observatory in Hawaii.
by Hman September 28, 2021
A God responsible for all the earth's weather and able to produce different type's of pasta from his loins.
"Its a nice day" said Batye
"Yes Lord Sqweeto has blessed us with a wonderful day" replied Thompson

"This pasta taste's quite loiny, i wonder if it was produced by Lord Sqweeto"
by Hman February 18, 2009
An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
To hold a shit in for 24 hours after it originally wants to come out. The resulting pleasure from clenching your cheeks for a day before releasing makes it so much better.
Thompson really needed to do a poo poo but realised that if he megaplexed he would thank himself later
by Hman November 12, 2006
A strikeout means you failed just like the baseball term. As with a lot of baseball terminology, this applies well to dating and relationships. Applied to dating, this means you did not score a date or get lucky like on a white night stand.

There are two ways to strikeout as in baseball. To strike out swinging, that means you tried every hard but you still failed. Most likely because you tried too hard and the girl thinks you're wasting her time or you're just not good enough. You keep swinging, but you keep missing. But at least you tried.

The other way to strikeout is to strike out looking. That means the opportunity was there but you fucking wasted it but not doing a goddamn thing. The girl is sending you signals at the bar but you just ignored her. Maybe because you were worried about cheating on your girlfriend. Who knows what happened next? Your best friend scored with her. The guy next to you scored. The bartender scored. The bouncer scored. Or even the underage frat kid you insulted earlier scored. But you didn't. Why? Because you never tried.
Brad: "How was the bar last night?"
Jeremy: "Great man. There were some really hot chicks there."
Brad: "Did you score?"
Jeremy: "I fucking struck out on all of them."
Brad: "WTF? Strikeouts on all of them?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I struck out swinging. I guess because some skank threw up on me."

A: "Dude, wtf bro. You just struck out looking."
B: "What?"
A: "She was sending you signals man. She was into you and you completely ignored her."
by Hman June 27, 2019
When you figure out that you can make certain words or letters automatically change into other things
Y = udndjsjxnSlsls
by Hman September 28, 2021