Toooldforthis's definitions

Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

Vaginally Overpowered

A pc version of pussy whipped.

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022