Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Twiddletit

It’s like twatwaffle, but twiddletit

That guy over there is being a fucking twiddletit

by RadiiRadish January 13, 2022

Toids

Curiously strong

That smell was toids man

by MakaveliBang January 22, 2022

twinski

A phrase used to refer to somebody you aim to have sexual encounters with.

that’s my twinski

by moneymarrrrrrr December 23, 2021

Twins in a cradle

Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.

This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….

by Succubitch December 31, 2021

twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 1, 2022

Twidgeting

A cross over wiry twitching and fidgeting

Brian was sat at the back of the and couldn’t stop Twidgeting

by Sladeyx January 6, 2022