Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

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Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy

Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY

by The Dawg Whitney October 9, 2022

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thump theory

The belief that some women vomit during or after anal sex…

I tested the thump theory twice and she puked both times…

by EmCo801 October 12, 2022

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A title for a wide range of various ideas which conflict each other so much that collectively, it is difficult to or cannot be given a label which applies to all subjects, which when gathered together, creates a thumpbox.

Mally - “ay bro, I got hella ideas for this project but icl, idk what we should call this, especially considering none of these creations fit under one niche yemme?”
Kapo - “Shit, it’s a thumpbox then. ‘Mally n Kapo’s Thumpbox’ sounds calm ahlie”
Mally - “ain’t the best name but fuck it, it’s calm for now the people gonna roll with it regardless”

by realestrealist October 27, 2022

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