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the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

The Maine Man 

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
The Maine Man by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

The White Man Did It In One Week 

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

The Hat Man 

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.
I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.
The Hat Man by Pteryo November 12, 2023

The Coke Man 

The dude who puts in the most overtime as his job and that is picked at the same time to work that overtime because of their proven valor.
That boi had 72 hours on his check last week and he may have 80 once this week is done. Work them 16'$ and you'll be a big boi just like The Coke Man.
The Coke Man by Hollie is a hoe December 10, 2023

The Griddy Man 

The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.

Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?

Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.

Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.

Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.

And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
The Griddy Man by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024