Touch-texting

A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.

Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...

Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.

Me: Huh?

Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!

Me: Wow. will try it.

Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!

by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026

Adam-teasing

Men's version of eve teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025

DNA Testing

DNA Testing was created in the 1980s, DNA testing began with the development of DNA fingerprinting by Dr. Alec Jeffreys, which allowed for the identification and comparison of individual DNA profiles, significantly impacting forensic science and paternity testing. The restriction fragment length polymorphism (RFLP) technique was introduced during this time, marking the first genetic test using DNA. Additionally, the first notable instance of DNA testing for genetic linkage analysis occurred in the U.S. in the mid-1980s, laying the groundwork for modern DNA testing practices. You spit in a tube, send it to a lab, and six weeks later your results come back saying you're 25% Nigerian, 13% Scottish, 7% Indigenous American, and the rest… a mystery soup. You feel excited. Maybe confused. Maybe even validated. But hold on. That DNA test might help you find your relatives, but it's not your cultural passport and it's certainly not the final word on who you are. Analogy 1: DNA for Relatives = GPS Coordinates. DNA for Ethnicity = Weather Forecast When you use a DNA test to find relatives, you're using exact coordinates of measurable genetic markers passed from one generation to the next, like a GPS signal. When you use DNA to predict your ethnicity, it's more like forecasting the weather. There's probability, pattern recognition, and a lot of assumptions about what "Scottish DNA" or " American Indian DNA" even looks like.

DNA Testing for Family: Think of your DNA like a chain of puzzle pieces. You inherit 50% from each parent, 25% from each grandparent, and so on. These patterns follow predictable rules — and science has mastered the math. Full siblings share ~50% DNA. First cousins: ~12.5%. A paternity test? Over 99.99% accurate. Companies like 23andMe or AncestryDNA can scan your genome and match you with people who share long identical segments. Those segments don’t lie.🔍 Example: If you and someone else share 3,500 cM (centiMorgans), the science says you’re parent/child or full siblings. That’s not guesswork, it's biology. 🌍 DNA for Ethnicity: Why It Fails Now switch gears. You ask: “Where am I from?” The problem? That question is social, historical, and often political, not purely biological.

by Stargazer1411 October 18, 2025

Trent tetting

Horizontally challenged. Someone who is kinda a POS.

Trent Tetting isn't 6 feet tall; he's 6 feet wide.

by the real guy 24 November 4, 2025

No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.

No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.

by Kickit kid December 15, 2011

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

adult trick or treating

The time period after halloween when one goes to the store and buys a lot of the 50% off candy. Its adult trick or treating because you get more candy in less time but as with all adult things you must pay for it.

guy 1: Yo you going adult trick or treating later?
guy 2: hell yea!

guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.

by JACKJACKSMACK January 14, 2016