Sillyin'

The process of being silly.

Matt: your a tard!

Brian: Dude thats harsh.

Matt: Chill man im just sillyin'

by g-bus May 9, 2010

Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.

1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.

by helllllooooo November 5, 2010

Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

by Desert Bart March 8, 2011

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011

Silky drip

The female equivalent of a circle jerk.

Also a brand of Japanese coffee.

I could really go for a silky drip right now.

"Silky Drip, keep you relax."

by StrongBlack July 18, 2012

Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 5, 2013