shit-for-brains

An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.

Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?

by progamer124 January 18, 2003

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit stirrer

Trouble-maker. One who adds fire to oil during peace time to create trouble.

Everything was fine until she came and started those rumours. Such a shit stirrer.

by NellyOdell March 27, 2013

Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

by maestro41 April 16, 2010

Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.

Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!

by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010

shit his whole ass

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.

Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.

by SYWA October 2, 2022

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

by FoulMe January 4, 2012