random

a thing or action out of the ordinary

That was so random.

by higher pie January 27, 2003

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Random

To be random is to say weird things when nobody expects it,or, maybe say something unexpected.

Person #1: Isn't that dude over there SO cute?
Person #2: Totally! He looks great in that red shirt!
Me: CABBAGES!
Person #1: Well that was random.

by highschoolmusicalrox24 March 1, 2009

Randolf

When a man named randy jacks off

Randy: "yeah I really randolfed last night if Ya know what I mean"

by MRP10 December 30, 2016

random

Stuffing ice cream into your ears until your toes catch fire, then plugging the gaps with oven chips.

Hello, I'm a foreign exchange student from Norfolk. I don't believe we've met. I'm currently studying antibodies. I hope we're in the same class.

by S.A.L.O.R. June 7, 2004

random

a half platypus half elephant eating a peanut butter sandwitch with tomato sause and a 2 way radio that is operating on a rabid goldfish

see: arfenhouse

by Gunboy June 8, 2004

random

16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them

bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap

by keiran December 9, 2004