Fag Rag

A rag used to clean sperm after any kind of sexual contact of the penis. Usually used to identify people from assholes, rude, annoying, or stupid.

Guy1: "Dude! Did you see that fag rag!"
Guy2: "Yeah! He's so annoying!!"

by Robert Chow:) November 25, 2011

[Fuck-rag]

In addition to being associated with the other definitions on this page, a Fuck-rag also refers to anything that you use to clean yourself after masturbation (tissue, sock, washcloth, etc.) And like the other definitions expressed here, it is also a venomous insult.

For example:

"Greg, did you just put a dent and scratches on my new car? I just got it yesterday, and it wasn't there before."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you! Me and the guys went out to get beers last night; I was a little buzzed and kinda sorta jumped a curb and ran into some dude's mailbox...Sorry, man."
"Greg, you stupid Fuck-rag! The car was a RENTAL!!! And it's in MY NAME!!! How the hell am I gonna explain this to the insurance company, the car-rental place, AND the asshole whose mailbox you ran over??!!"
Greg: "Sorry, dude." *pops open can of beer and takes it to the head*

by The1Atheist January 4, 2014

Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Snot-rag

the rag you use when wiping your semen

"Why don't you ever wear those socks?"
"It's my snot-rag"

by YoSoyPerezoso February 16, 2015

Minge Rag

An insult for a skanky, good-for-nothin, trashy, smelly, boar like, bitch

Fuck you ya fucken minge rag!!

by Hannah and Lyla July 17, 2006

Shag rags

similar to glad rags.
an outfit you wear, when you want to get shagged

JOHN: woahhh claires got her shag rags on tonight. I would.

by elizabbb August 30, 2009

spag rag

a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation

after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage

by Wazza August 19, 2004