SCSU Pool that can never stay clean for more than two weeks at a time. If this spicific pool needs cleaning, the only people to do so are Stacey and Brian.
If the pool is clean, it is hot as hell and there is no one to watch or make fun of.
Not a fun to walk to when it is hailing and black ice is everywhere.
A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.