'dropping the kids at the pool'

to take a piss

brb..im 'dropping the kids at the pool'

by xxgirliegirlxx June 3, 2009

Pelz Pool

SCSU Pool that can never stay clean for more than two weeks at a time. If this spicific pool needs cleaning, the only people to do so are Stacey and Brian.

If the pool is clean, it is hot as hell and there is no one to watch or make fun of.

Not a fun to walk to when it is hailing and black ice is everywhere.

by Briman December 6, 2004

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

A Pool

Being pregnant

Hey I heard Jennies a pool now. She's got kids swimming in her.

by Lettanina March 27, 2009

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010