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Draws Plan

When you have an idea of what you gonna do when you get in a girls panties
Hey Mario, I see you bout to hook up wit Qwe’Effah you got a draws plan son?
by HerroldoFarealdoe January 29, 2023
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F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does
Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.
by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023
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Planned Parenthood

It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!
Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party
by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 28, 2023
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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off
Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me
by Cook Chad November 29, 2023
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best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.
Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023
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