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Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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batman's parents

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".
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Asian Parents

The living example of hell for children.

Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.
"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."
by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022
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Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.
Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".
by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
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parent

a person's father or mother.
those are my parents
by smolbeans April 26, 2022
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parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.
i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs
by bbbbboby November 22, 2022
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The Parental Scold

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.
"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"
by The JBZ September 21, 2022
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