2 definitions by The JBZ
A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 27, 2021
The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.
Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.
by The JBZ August 08, 2013
