Myspace Rage 

The undeniable rage created by the new myspace and its incredibly epic fails at existance.

Dude, myspace deleted ALL my old messages by the time I went back to re-read them. I so have myspace rage!

Myspace deleted my saved messages?!?!?!?! MYSPACE RAGE!!!!!!!!

Myspace Rage by RayneChaotic April 13, 2011

myspace curves 

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

myspace curves by theredwillow April 21, 2011

Myspacean 

Adjective describing an act or object typical of the Myspace era. Particularly relevant to camera angles and garish (though post-Geocities) website design.

"The animated sparkling gem design on your blog is downright myspacean. Also, blinding."

"That would require a camera angle of myspacean proportion."

Myspacean by whitedevilbrewing May 2, 2012

myspace 

An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)

2006 Teenagers-

OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY MYSPACE!

2014 Teenagers-

What the hell is a myspace?

myspace by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014

Myspace 

A ghost-town of a social networking site.

Person A: Hey look at my new Myspace theme
Person B: What's Myspace?

Myspace by bbaannaannaa June 15, 2014

MySpace 

A internet wasteland since post-2006.

I have a Myspace but i haven't logged in since 2007

MySpace by GhettoTeen July 11, 2014

Myspace 

The ghost town of the internet, once the largest social media site , now completely destroyed by websites like Facebook and Twitter. It is becoming forgotten quickly, almost as quickly as all of the crimes Justin Bieber has committed.

Oh my God, girl, you are so much fun. You should totally add me on Facebook.

Facebook? I have a Myspace account.

Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?

Myspace by Mr. Winter October 1, 2014