Myspacean 

Adjective describing an act or object typical of the Myspace era. Particularly relevant to camera angles and garish (though post-Geocities) website design.

"The animated sparkling gem design on your blog is downright myspacean. Also, blinding."

"That would require a camera angle of myspacean proportion."

Myspacean by whitedevilbrewing May 2, 2012

myspace spiral

A situation in which one
intends on viewing a single profile
on myspace but views that individuals
intriguing friends,
which forces one to investigate said profiles
until one forgets where they
started in the first place.
~O-O~

Damn that myspace spiral kicked my ass for hours~

myspace spiral by the marquis February 4, 2007

myspace hopping 

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.

I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.

myspace hopping by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

myspace moment 

Like a kodak moment, but for myspace. Happens pretty much anytime, all the time, whenever something just needs to be photographed and posted on myspace for tons of comments.

Girl 1: OMG! We're so hot and scenexcore right now, let's take some myspace pics.
Girl 2: Myspace moment!
Girl 1: ttly, <333

myspace moment by angiangiangi March 8, 2007

MySpace Skank 

Presumably promiscuous attention-whoring teenage female with enough pictures of her scantily body on her My Space to get Pete Townshend thrown in jail. This is often done in the hopes that pedophiles will tell them they are sexy.

Katie is such a MySpace Skank; did you see that thong shot in her pics?

MySpace Skank by GrammarPimp October 4, 2005

myspace-a-holic 

Somebody who checks their myspace every second wishing and wanting to get a message from someone they would actually never talk to in real-life but still thinks theirs a chance for that someone to talk to them.

Im such a myspace-a-holic i have to check it every to seconds or i might miss out on somebody messenging me.

myspace-a-holic by Kaytay October 25, 2005